I really broke the shit out of my farm’s 2003 Chevy Astro. Fuck fuck fuck.

I really broke the shit out of my farm’s 2003 Chevy Astro. Fuck fuck fuck.

Fucking a, Morris. I have had that plate for years.

Fucking a, Morris. I have had that plate for years.

This bowl, somehow.

From Bobby

Oh shit I just broke my bowl that is made of plastic while doing nothing more than washing it! Punched a finger straight through. Fuck!

Shit! I just broke this mug. And by “I,” I mean “Morris.” 

Shit! I just broke my glasses! It was a good run. Generally worth the $300 I spent on them. But I am not really ready to switch it up. (PS: Wood glue seems to work for the short term.)

Shit! I just broke my glasses! It was a good run. Generally worth the $300 I spent on them. But I am not really ready to switch it up. (PS: Wood glue seems to work for the short term.)

Shit! I just broke this plate I was borrowing from kitschandkin

Shit! I just broke this plate I was borrowing from kitschandkin